Sunday, 27 September 2009

I, Locktard

(h/t to I Deathtard for the title). One of the things that I've noticed about raiding is how incredibly squishy I am. My life, and frequently the lives of those around me, tend to hang in the balance just waiting for someone to make a mitake. So here, in no particular order are Megeara's list of Things Not To Do In Ulduar:
  • Do not stand too close to XT-002's boombots whilst you are AOE'ing. Unsurprisingly they go boom.
  • Do not stand too far away from Ignis's guardians. When they charge, it hurts.
  • Wait until a tank has aggro'd (aggroed?) a Dark Rune Guardian before pew pew'ing it.
  • Do not AOE Freya's Detonating Lashers. The hint is in the name.
  • Do not fall into Kologarn's hole. Oerr, missus.
I am sure there will be more.

2 comments:

Tamarind said...

Oooh Matron etc. etc. :)

My preferred term for terribad PUGed warlocks is wazlocks :)

Sacerdote said...

Oooh, ooh My very first comment! how exciting. I feel very grown-up.

Wazlocks eh? I think if I'm going to go on being self-effacing, I'm going to have to come up with an appropriate epithet. Twatlocks? Locknoobs? Roflocks? Actually I quite like the last one. I'll have to think on it.